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After seeing Vernes Facebook picture I'm very disturbed. It seems that she has taken the cougar lifestyle to heart. She is now advertising that her age is 23 and she just won an AMA! She is sporting Big Hair and bleach spattered skinny jeans. When she pulled into the local dollar general Prince or the artist formerly known as, was blaring from the speakers of her new Bose system in her ford escape! One blue hair even fell to her knees for fear that the Lord had returned!then the coondogs from across the street began singing backup therefore starting a riot, prompting the local one bullet police department to intervene. When they arrived they we're so excited that gene simmons was in town that they closed down the dollar general for personal autographs!