Where is Loo?

Okay, I know I left her right here and now she is gone. 
Oh!  That's right!  She has gone to watch Twilight, that movie about vampires and such.  I don't know why Loo would be interested in that sort of mess, in my day Vampires were the bad guys and not the least bit good looking.  Take Bela Lugosi for instance.  That guy had serious hair issues and was frankly scary enough to make me just turn off the tv and go to bed--with the light on!

But, now people are putting up posters of this Edward guy and fawning all over it.  I had to dissuade Loo from getting a tattoo on her throat of two x-es and a notation that read, "X marks the spot!"  Sad very sad.  I hate to tell all you teeny boppers, but, IT IS JUST A MOVIE!  That guy Edward buys his toilet paper down at the Kroger just like the rest of us!!!  And he DOES eat garlic on his pizza!  So get over it and save your money for something fun, like orthodontia or a perm.

If you want supernatural immortality, well, let's discuss Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond.  Those Jonas Brother can't hold these guys a light to see by.  Courgars of every description would drop any Jonas like a hot potato should Neil start wailing, "SWEET CAROLINE!"  When Barry belts out, "I write the songs that make the young girls cry. . . "  Well, I will just have to tell you, I still stop, close my eyes and sway with the magic.

Loo!  Are you there?  Are you back yet?  Well, I guess not.  I'd better go on home and leave the light on here for her should she return before dawn. Shoot, she might as well stay till dawn, because believe me, Edward ain't going nowhere, but to the house!!!!